Oh the JOYS

This morning I awoke to my son running into our room saying:
"Uh Oh Mommy, 'Big Sister' did something very bad...she took off her dirty diaper and there's poo everywhere!"

Nothing will shoot me out of bed faster than the sentence "There's poo everywhere!"

I went running into her room and low and behold there was our princess, innocently standing there in her birthday suit with poo all over her hands and tummy saying: "Yuck." "Dirty." "Poo Poo."

Nice.

Now, at least the scene before me was not half as bad as the one that had flashed in my head moments before. She had thankfully refrained from using her business as paint to make a masterpiece. There was just a small mess on the carpet.

So into the shower she went as the carpet got a real good scrubbin'.

*Huge Sigh*

Well folks, I think the time has come for our big girl to be enrolled in my potty training boot camp.

Stay tuned.....